Future Cougars Discussion

This is a good place to discuss other people in our lives capable of handling the rank of cougar.

It is also a good place to give criticisms of potential cougar nominees.

I would propose:

Josh Collinsworth
Positives- Super Awesome, Just like Micah, Closest College Football team plays cats roaring on first downs
Negatives- lives in kansas

Pteage Mcworthless
Positives- Super Awesome, Loves getting messed up, only male to kiss a cougar)
Negatives- Lived here with a car for a while and never came to hang out.. and he's a bitch

Kalon Battlecattle
Positives- Hi football IQ, likes getting messed up, Thinks OU is better than Texas, has a PS3
Negatives-Thinks OU is better than texas til they lose to texas and make you feel 3 years old again, oh and FUCK TEXAS

Haha, is there an age limit or something?

Oh and if it wasn't for me, all you fuckers would be still sitting on your asses at hudson's instead of getting your asses kicked in darts.....you're welcome!

Brett

Positives: Can misuse his senior discounts to the benefit of the Cougars, has interesting yellow hooker stories from the Korean War, can use the land he acquired in 1889 as a base of operations.

Negatives: Anytime any Cougar bitches they will hear him talk about walking to school in the snow uphill both ways, thinks Mack is cool.

I can say in all honesty and without a single bit of irony that it is indeed an honor just to be nominated.

EDIT: And I may not live in Kansas for much longer...unless I live on the KS side of Kansas City...

What's that rattle?

I am with great pleasure officially announcing the formation of the CCP (Cougar Conservative Party). We are Cougars informed by the brilliant mind of Edmund Burke and are proud of our Cougar heritage, and wish it not to be contaminated with potentially less-than-quality additions. Not to say that any of the aforementioned candidates are less-than-quality for certain, but a litmus test can only go so far. Who knows how they will shape up? It is not unprecedented that a sub-par human being has been admitted to our ranks only to be expunged upon discovery of his pussiness. Change is dangerous when the status quo is satisfactory.

Thus, the CCP's first official policy stance is to oppose the admission of any more people to the Cougars, regardless of race, color, creed, or character.

We should set up a series of trials to be completed by potential Coug's, then base their acceptance off of that. Also, I'll work on setting up all the official Coug's as mod's to a subforum that we'll only see, so we can do it free from scrutiny of those not yet deemed worthy. For now though, I have two papers.

One word to Mack, Tobe, and Kyle.......VEGAS.

Tippin, you should call it the Cougar Conservative Conservation Party. Better acronym.

Optimus wrote:

Tippin, you should call it the Cougar Conservative Conservation Party. Better acronym.

Sorry, that's reserved for the Communist Communist Communist Party, of which I am also a member.

Lol. I still have no idea what CCCP actually stands for but I know it isn't as awesome as communist communist communist party. I kind of never want to find out. Reminds me of when me and Kyle were trying to think of black-guy-who-plays-sax-in-the-e-street-band's name and I said the first name I thought which was Clarence Thomas.

It's just "USSR" in Cyrillic. Nothing special.

Also,

Samwise wrote:

Reminds me of when me and Kyle were trying to think of black-guy-who-plays-sax-in-the-e-street-band's name and I said the first name I thought which was Clarence Thomas.

hahahahaha