Ashley Simpson vs. Miley Cyrus

I don't really care who would win in a fight, because ideally, we'd have a Superman-Doomsday scenario where both lives ended in one blow. I just want to know which of these two horsemen of the musical apocalypse you think is worse.

My personal vote is that Miley's songs are way, way worse, but then again, she doesn't have that SNL debacle on her resume.

I don't know anything about Miley, but I know that Ashley is old enough to fuck so that's why she sucks less.

I would have fucked Ashley until her nosejob, back when she was all fake pseudo-punk/alternative/whatever. Now that she's just as cookie-cutter as anyone else, I'd rather fuck Miley for the thrill of taking the jailbait

They both suck pretty bad, but then again we aren't the target demo. They both have creepy dads.

I don't know that I have any opinion on the poll as posted, but I'd love to see a discussion about which of their dads is slimier.