Ass Stats(Ten Characters are you kidding me? Mack, you have to check if you can change that to less than 10.)

What stats should we keep track of once we start paying someone to keep track of these things?

My Ideas, in no particular order:

Letters Taken
Letters Given
Assists in Giving
Saves
Around the net Saves
Games Won and Lost
Aces, both when served to and when serving
Nut shots both taken and given

We could also further break most of those down to different game sizes i.e., 3v3, 4v4, and 5v5 and up. Also small ball and large ball.

And, if we do stats, we can have Fantasy Ass.

The most important and hilarious stat (as KEEB proved the other day) is nut shots resulting in A.S.S.

Also, I appreciate highest volley speed (unofficial, but Tony for sure) and ratio of ridiculous comebacks (Kyle for sure).

EDIT: I think I am leading in shots to the face in this A.S.S. renewal.

Balls over the fence.

It's a stat we can track for a while, then retire with Conrad's record.

i'm gonna fuckin get one to land in and hop the fence one of these days