Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Star Trek vs. Star Wars

I'm curious about how these factions align. Answer honestly with your preference, not who you think would actually win in a fight.

Star Trek people are big fags with their regulations and queer schooling. I'm not sure they're even allowed a mustache. Jedi for that matter can be pretty big squares too.

Pirates rape, loot, and murder on a whim because it's fun or to feed their rum and whore habit.

Pirates are so passe, I'm so fucking sick of hearing about them

Ninjas were over in the mid 90s though (with Farley's magnum opus Beverly Hills Ninja). I don't think it is quite time for a comeback yet.

ninjas are where it's at, although rum is much better than saki.

Star Trek and Star Wars are both equally good.

So I'm not voting in your poll.

Wyatt wrote:

rum is much better than saki.

wrong

Wyatt wrote:

Star Trek and Star Wars are both equally good.

wrong

The whole pirate versus ninja thing is more over-done than Chuck Norris or Rick Rolling. That's not the point.

Star Wars and Star Trek both have pathetically devoted fans with nigh-religious beliefs in the empirical superiority of the object of their devotion. Also not the point.

My theory was that the same people align on either side of the two arguments. I think people into pirates who want to be captains of ships would likely be more attracted to Star Trek, and people who were into ninjas and sword fighting would logically be more attracted to Star Wars. Just wanted to float that idea and see if there was any merit.

Which is really no point at all.

Optimus wrote:

My theory was that the same people align on either side of the two arguments. I think people into pirates who want to be captains of ships would likely be more attracted to Star Trek, and people who were into ninjas and sword fighting would logically be more attracted to Star Wars. Just wanted to float that idea and see if there was any merit.

But Han Solo is more of a pirate than anyone in Star Trek